Although Jessica Simpson has been a fairly regular entry on the Lycos 50, lately she has been lingering quite a bit lower than starlets like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears, all of whom seem to be competing for the 2007 title of "Biggest Celebrity Crash & Burn."

Jess, meanwhile, appears to be idling away her summer wearing ugly clothes, dying her hair, breaking up with John Mayer, maybe getting back together with John Mayer, and burning holes through pictures of Vanessa Minillo. She recently made the cover of Us Weekly for losing 20 pounds in two months for her role in Major Movie Star. C'mon, Jess, that may have gotten you one Us Weekly cover, but Nicole Richie is facing DUI charges and might be pregnant. What else have you got?