Antonella Barba is the number one most searched celebrity this week (if she really can be called a celebrity) followed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Not only is Paris apparently incapable of driving, but she is not much more adept at steering a shopping cart. She allegedly rammed her cart into an old lady's when she was blocking an aisle at a grocery store. This girl should not be let near anything with wheels. Also, Paris recently celebrated her 26th birthday. At her birthday party, guests were reportedly asked to sign a gigantic portrait of Paris with effusive messages. Now I know the theme of my next party - sucking up/insincere flattery.

Other popular celebrities this week include both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. Are the two ladies still entrenched in a power struggle over Brad? According to the ever-trustworthy Star Magazine, Angelina was annoyed to find out that Brad had sent Jennifer a birthday card. Meanwhile, Jennifer still seems to be single, although there are some rumors floating around that she may be getting back together with Vince. She has reportedly eliminated cigarettes and caffeine from her diet and is using yoga to help fight cravings.

It is difficult to say why we have seen such a surge of search activity for Cher lately other than the fact that the singer has been an icon for years. Another singer with an ardent fanbase, Clay Aiken, is the only man to make our top ten celebrities list this week.

The most popular celebrities for the week ending March 3, 2007:

1. Antonella Barba
2. Paris Hilton
3. Britney Spears
4. Anna Nicole Smith
5. Cher
6. Pamela Anderson
7. Clay Aiken
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Carmen Electra
10. Jennifer Aniston